Events in Dartford From 20th April – 26th April 2026

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You can find a varied mix of events in Dartford this week, from 19 to 26 April 2026, with activities reflecting both community traditions and contemporary culture. At local centres such as Castelnau Community Centre and Braeburn Park Nature Reserve, there are structured sessions for children under ten focused on outdoor exploration using sensory play and collaborative games in green spaces near the River Thames. These include story-time walks along footpaths adjacent to the A206, offering gentle exposure to natural landmarks like Kent Downs Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty.

Evenings bring live music across several venues including Orchard West and Status Bexleyheath, where performances range from acoustic sets by emerging local artists to gospel choirs rehearsing in dedicated listening rooms. These events often coincide with regular comedy showcases held at the town’s public spaces or near transit nodes like Bluewater Shopping Centre entrance points, attracting a mix of locals commuting via train or Elizabeth Line and residents using National Cycle Route 1.

Theatrical interpretations take place at venues including Bridge Theatre in London, featuring dramatisations drawn from local archives. One production traces the history of the Queen Elizabeth II Bridge construction in the early 1990s through spoken word and projected visuals tied to transport evolution along the M25 corridor.

These events illustrate how cultural expression is embedded within daily rhythms, public transit patterns intersect with evening gatherings, cycling routes connect public spaces, while family activities occur near railway stations. The town’s location between London, Kent, and Essex ensures a broad cross-section of participants engage in these civic offerings throughout the week.

Monday 20th April

Into The Woods

· Culture & Arts

A theatrical production of Into The Woods runs at Bridge Theatre with a dark, storybook twist.

Tuesday 21st April

The Play That Goes Wrong

· Culture & Arts

The Play That Goes Wrong, a comedy theatre performance, returns to the Duchess Theatre on 21 April 2026.

Sara's Nature Play And Learning - Forest School For Home Educated Children

· Braeburn Park - London Wildlife Trust · Family & Kids

A nature-based learning program for home-educated children at Braeburn Park Nature Reserve.

Forest Tots - a Morning of Outdoor Activities For Pre-school Children

· Family & Kids

A morning of outdoor activities in woodland for pre-school children aged 2 to 4 at Holland Park Ecology Centre.

Community Children’s Club For Years 3-4

· Castelnau Community Centre · Family & Kids

Free weekly play and activity sessions for children in Years 3-4 at Castelnau Community Centre.

The Holy Rosenbergs

· Culture & Arts

A family drama unfolds as a catering business struggles in London.

Wednesday 22nd April

The Funny Mummy

· Orchard West · Nightlife & Music

Comedian The Funny Mummy performs a stand-up comedy show about parenting, returning to Dartford due to popular demand.

Speed Dating Event (Ages 30-45)

· Nightlife & Music

A speed dating event for singles aged 30 to 45 hosted at Dirty Martini St. Paul in London.

The Laugh Bath

· Nightlife & Music

Comedians perform free stand-up comedy every Wednesday at Endeavour Deptford, ending with a Fanta.

Wednesday Night Speed Dating @ Tonight Josephine (Ages 21-45)

· Nightlife & Music

Speed dating event for adults aged 21–45 hosted at Tonight Josephine in London.

Stand up Comedy Show, Elephant & Castle - Free Entry

· Nightlife & Music

Free stand-up comedy night features emerging London talent every Wednesday at Spit and Sawdust.

Thursday 23rd April

Community Children’s Club For Reception to Year 2

· Castelnau Community Centre · Family & Kids

Free weekly play and activity sessions for children in Reception to Year 4 at Castelnau Community Centre.

Thursdays at Backyard Comedy Club

· Nightlife & Music

Thursday night comedy gigs featuring top stand-up acts at the Backyard Comedy Club.

Stand up Comedy Show, Camberwell - Free Entry

· Nightlife & Music

A free stand-up comedy night featuring professional comedians and emerging talent at Grove House Tavern.

Friday 24th April

Killer Couples With Emma Kenny

· Nightlife & Music

Comedian Emma Kenny performs her stand-up show Killer Couples at Orchard West in Dartford.

Friday Night Speed Dating @ Forge Bar (Ages 23-35)

· Nightlife & Music

A speed dating event for singles aged 23 to 35 at Forge Bar in London.

Fri 8:00pm: (Includes Free Drink)

· Nightlife & Music

A stand-up comedy show with a free drink, starting at 8:00 PM at City Comedy Club in London.

Saturday 25th April

Fabzshack Fish Fest

· Food & Drink

A fish-themed food festival featuring top local dishes and live entertainment at Simul Place.

Live Music at The George - The Breaks

· The George IV, Chiswick · Nightlife & Music

Live music performance at The George IV in Chiswick featuring The Breaks on April 25, 2026.

Slim si And The Smokin Aces

· Nightlife & Music

Slim Si and the Smokin Aces perform a live music gig at Dartford Working Mens Club.

Status Presents Artful Dodger & Pied Piper

· Nightlife & Music

Garage music legends Artful Dodger and DJ Pied Piper perform at Status Bexleyheath in an exclusive garage night.

Saturday Night at Backyard Comedy Club

· Nightlife & Music

Top comedy acts from the UK and worldwide perform at Backyard Comedy Club in Bethnal Green.

Sunday 26th April

Choose George

· The Orchard Theatre · Nightlife & Music

A tribute show celebrating George Michael's music, featuring hits from Wham! and his solo career.

Airfm Presents: Prophecy - a Gospel Listening Room

· Nightlife & Music

A gospel listening room featuring live vocals and peaceful sound for meditation, prayer, and reflection.

Sun 6:30pm: (Includes Free Drink)

· Nightlife & Music

A comedy gig at Trapeze Bar begins at 6:30 PM with a free drink included.