Events in Dartford From 27th April – 3rd May 2026

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You can find live music, spoken word performances, and theatrical productions at established venues across Dartford. Events take place in community spaces near High Street and include intimate comedy nights featuring emerging voices, ranging from late-night stand-up to themed gatherings for different age groups. Performances run into evenings and weekends, often combining song and dramatized storytelling with themes drawn from regional history.

Family-friendly sessions are held at accessible venues suitable for younger attendees, while adult-focused events explore experimental theatre or acoustic music. Tribute bands play decades of popular tracks alongside underground artists performing in small-scale settings near the railway station. These gatherings reflect active community engagement, balancing long-standing traditions with newer forms of expression.

Dartford’s location at the intersection of Kent, Essex, and Greater London improves access for visitors arriving by train or bus, including National Cycle Route 1 and Elizabeth Line services. Check listings below for confirmed times, venues, and transport options.

Monday 27th April

Whippersnappers And Liz Atkinson Stay & Play Sessions

· Liz Atkinson Children's Centre · Family & Kids

Free sensory play sessions featuring music, drumming, stories, and games for young children.

Man Utd vs Brentford (Live Screening at The Post Bar Balham)

· Nightlife & Music

Live screening of Manchester United vs Brentford football match at The Post Bar Balham.

Community Yoga at The Selkirk Tooting

· Fitness & Outdoors

A weekly community yoga class at The Selkirk in Tooting, open to locals and focused on breath and movement.

Into The Woods

· Culture & Arts

A staged production of Into The Woods opens at Bridge Theatre.

Tuesday 28th April

Community Children’s Club For Years 3-4

· Castelnau Community Centre · Family & Kids

Free weekly play, sports, art, and craft sessions for children in Years 3-4 at Castelnau Community Centre.

The Definitive Rat Pack

· Nightlife & Music

A tribute performance of the Rat Pack's classic hits is scheduled at Boisdale of Canary Wharf on 28 April 2026.

The Play That Goes Wrong

· Nightlife & Music

A comedic theatrical disaster unfolds in live performance at the Duchess Theatre.

The Holy Rosenbergs

· Culture & Arts

A family drama unfolds at the Menier Chocolate Factory as a catering business struggles amid personal crises.

Wednesday 29th April

Wed 7:30pm: (Includes Free Drink)

· Nightlife & Music

A comedy night with a free drink included, starting at 7:30 PM at City Comedy Club | Trapeze Bar.

The Laugh Bath

· Nightlife & Music

Free stand-up comedy featuring emerging comedians in Deptford, capped with Fanta.

Thursday 30th April

Community Children’s Club For Reception to Year 2

· Castelnau Community Centre · Family & Kids

Free play, art, sports, and games sessions for children in Reception to Year 2 at Castelnau Community Centre.

The Blackout - 30 April - Kazeem Jamal

· Nightlife & Music

London's interactive comedy night features up to 20 comedians performing for five minutes, decided by audience vote.

Spring Has Sprung Supper Club

· The Albert · Food & Drink

A seasonal supper club at The Albert offers shared dining with fresh, local ingredients and a convivial atmosphere.

Little Something' Dating (*60-75) @ The Harrow, Warlingham

· Nightlife & Music

A social dating event for singles aged 60–75 at The Harrow Inn in Warlingham.

Thu 7:30pm: (Includes Free Drink)

· Nightlife & Music

A comedy show begins at 7:30 PM at City Comedy Club, located near Old Street Station.

Thursdays at Backyard Comedy Club

· Nightlife & Music

Comedians perform new material at the Backyard Comedy Club on Thursday nights.

Friday 1st May

Weekly Healthy Walks – Fridays at 10.00am

· Fitness & Outdoors

Weekly healthy walking group meets every Friday at 10:00am at The Fire Station Cafe.

Friday Night at Backyard Comedy Club

· Nightlife & Music

A weekly comedy night featuring stand-up acts at Backyard Comedy Club in Bethnal Green.

Friday Night Speed Dating @ The Moniker (Ages 50-65)

· Nightlife & Music

A speed dating event for singles aged 50–65 is hosted at The Moniker.

Friday Night Speed Dating @ Forge Bar (Ages 30-45)

· Nightlife & Music

Speed dating event for singles aged 30-45 hosted at Forge Bar in London.

Childish Gambino: 10 Years of Redbone [Bank Holiday Special]

· Nightlife & Music

A live band performs Childish Gambino's greatest hits to mark 10 years since 'Awaken, My Love!'.

Saturday 2nd May

Live Music Whilst You Dine (Duo)

· Toulouse Lautrec · Nightlife & Music

A jazz duo performs live music on the first floor of Toulouse Lautrec during dinner, with an additional charge for both evening sessions.

Live Music at The George - Owain Pennington

· The George IV, Chiswick · Nightlife & Music

Owain Pennington performs live music at The George IV in Chiswick.

Marioke: Mario Kart ft. Live 8 Piece Band

· Nightlife & Music

A live 8-piece band performs Mario Kart-themed music during a themed racing event at Signature Brew.

Dj Nights: Caribbean One Love Party With Saxon Sound Djs

· Nightlife & Music

A weekly Caribbean-themed DJ night with Saxon Sound DJs at Boisdale of Canary Wharf.

Shake The High Road - e11 Festival (2026)

· Nightlife & Music

Shake The High Road 2026 returns as a day-long music and culture festival in Leytonstone with over 20 live acts across multiple venues.

Nyumba

· Nightlife & Music

An underground music event at The Cocktail Embassy fostering a community of like-minded music lovers.

Saturday Night at Backyard Comedy Club

· Nightlife & Music

Top comedians from the UK and worldwide perform at Backyard Comedy Club in Bethnal Green.

Sunday 3rd May

The Hidden Science of The Conscious Family

· Culture & Arts

An event exploring the hidden dynamics and conscious purpose of family structures at The Bromley Court Hotel.

Live Music at The George - Tom & Aloma

· The George IV, Chiswick · Nightlife & Music

Live music performances by Tom & Aloma take place every weekend at The George IV, Chiswick.

Treeboy & Arc

· Nightlife & Music

Live music performance by Treeboy & Arc at The Shacklewell Arms in London.

Calvin Love at The George Tavern

· Nightlife & Music

Calvin Love performs a multi-national industrial jazz set at The George Tavern.

Absolute Amy - Amy Winehouse Tribute

· Nightlife & Music

A live tribute performance celebrating Amy Winehouse's iconic soulful music at Basing House.

Sun 6:30pm: (Includes Free Drink)

· Nightlife & Music

A comedy show with a free drink begins at 6:30 PM at City Comedy Club | Trapeze Bar.