Events in Dartford From 11th May – 17th May 2026

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You can find a mix of events in Dartford this week, with live music, comedy nights, and theatrical performances scheduled over the next seven days. Productions include musicals like 'Into The Woods' at Bridge Theatre, while stand-up comedy is featured at venues such as Backyard Comedy Club and Grove House Tavern. Some events are focused on emerging talent, while others highlight established acts. If you're after a relaxed night out, local pubs host acoustic sets, and the 1901 Arts Club offers intimate classical concerts. For more structured events, talks and workshops occasionally take place at the Central Library. The Orchard West theatre hosts full live productions, offering a dedicated space for performances. These events provide a chance to connect with others and enjoy the longer evenings. Dartford’s role as a commuter town means there are options for evening and weekend activities, with many accessible by train or road. You can reach the town via the A2 and A225, though be aware of traffic congestion near the Dartford Crossing during peak times. Check listings below for event times and locations. A short drive away, Bluewater Shopping Centre occasionally hosts events that may appeal to some.

Tuesday 12th May

Into The Woods

· Nightlife & Music

A musical production of 'Into The Woods' plays at Bridge Theatre, exploring fairy tale themes through song and story.

Wednesday 13th May

The Laugh Bath

· Nightlife & Music

Free stand-up comedy featuring emerging comedians in Deptford, ending with a Fanta.

Thursday 14th May

Thursdays at Backyard Comedy Club

· Nightlife & Music

Weekly stand-up comedy night featuring new material from established comedians at Backyard Comedy Club.

Stand up Comedy Show, Camberwell - Free Entry

· Nightlife & Music

A stand-up comedy night at Grove House Tavern features established and emerging comedians.

Friday 15th May

Chopin & Champagne by Candlelight | Sonata no.3

· Culture & Arts

A classical concert featuring Chopin's Sonata No. 3 performed by candlelight at 1901 Arts Club.

Fri 8:00pm: (Includes Free Drink)

· Nightlife & Music

A comedy show featuring live stand-up acts at City Comedy Club in London, with a free drink included.

Saturday 16th May

Saturday Night at Backyard Comedy Club

· Nightlife & Music

Saturday night at Backyard Comedy Club features top comedy acts from the UK and internationally.

Festas'26: Adrina, Jovani | Gegužės 16 d. Studio 338

· Nightlife & Music

FESTAS'26 features DJ Adrina and Jovani performing at Studio 338 in London.

Sunday 17th May

A James Bond Concert Spectacular

· Culture & Arts

A live orchestral performance celebrating James Bond films with iconic themes and scores.

Skankt @ Dursley Town Hall

· Nightlife & Music

SKANKt brings horn-fueled dance music and DJ sets to Dursley Town Hall.

An Evening With: Robert Brian

· Nightlife & Music

Professional UK session drummer Robert Brian hosts a relaxed drumming hang at Eden Studios.

The Sound of Springsteen

· Orchard West · Nightlife & Music

A theatrical celebration of Bruce Springsteen's 'Born in the USA' album marks its 40th anniversary with a full live rock production.