Events in Dartford From 21st September – 27th September 2026

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As you consider your plans for the next seven days, you'll notice that what's on in Dartford this week offers a considered selection of activities, focusing largely on evening entertainment and opportunities to engage with the local scene. This upcoming period provides a chance to either step out for some social interaction or enjoy a guided exploration of the local environment. For those whose evenings lean towards entertainment, you have a clear array of choices. The week includes at least one community-focused social gathering, providing a relaxed setting where you might connect with others or simply observe the local atmosphere. If music and dancing are more to your taste, you’ll discover options for themed dance nights. These events invite you to experience an energetic atmosphere, often with a nostalgic nod to specific musical eras, perfect for an upbeat outing. Laughter is also firmly on the agenda, with multiple stand-up comedy performances scheduled. You can expect evenings dedicated to humour, offering a chance to unwind and enjoy some contemporary comedic talent. Beyond the indoor evening offerings, if you prefer to embrace the outdoors, a structured activity awaits. You can participate in a guided circular walk departing from Kelsey Farm, providing a clear opportunity to engage with the local natural landscape on foot. This offers a different pace to the week, allowing you to appreciate the area's surroundings away from the more social and performance-based events. Ultimately, the week ahead in Dartford provides a distinct mix. You can immerse yourself in various forms of lively entertainment, from social events to music and comedy, or opt for a refreshing engagement with the local environment. It's a set of choices designed for different preferences, all within the familiar bounds of the town. Browse the listings below for details.

Wednesday 23rd September

Dartford Living Live - Sponsored by Dartford Borough Council

· Nightlife & Music

Dartford Living Live event at Dartford Social Club sponsored by Dartford Borough Council.

Friday 25th September

Tropicana Nights - The Ultimate 80s Party Night - Dartford!

· Nightlife & Music

An 80s-themed party with DJ sets and retro dance at Dartford Social Club.

Lee Hurst at House of Stand up

· Nightlife & Music

Comedian Lee Hurst performs stand-up comedy at Bexley Park Sports And Social Club.

Middle Age Madness Presents The Menotour Dartford!

· Nightlife & Music

Middle Age Madness performs live comedy show The Menotour in Dartford.

Moondance 31 - Summer Session

· Nightlife & Music

Moondance 31 returns to Studio 338 for a summer celebration featuring live music and DJ sets.

Saturday 26th September

Something Devious

· Nightlife & Music

A house music event at The Lord Hill featuring deviously good beats with £6 entry.

The Retro Show Trading Card And Collectibles Show

· Shopping & Markets

The Retro Show trading card and collectibles event gathers enthusiasts, traders, and fans at Redbridge Town Hall.

Sunday 27th September

Circular Walk From Kelsey Farm

· Circular Walk from · Fitness & Outdoors

A guided circular walking group departs from Kelsey Farm for a leisurely countryside stroll.